hey Freaks.
>and i mean Freaks with a capital "F."

>i admit it. i am the author of our gracious
host's "EndUp Fiesta" story.

While i am absolutely certain that this was not
even remotely close to being Carlitos' best EndUp
moment; i am equally absolutely certain that is one
of many EndUp moments that "our hero"(while painfully
aware that it occured) could not actually recall
any of the details of that historic day.

however, in the interest of friendship, i feel that
it is only fair that i give him the chance to even
the score here in EndUpLand . . .

and being the quality friend that i am i will even
give Mr. Flux a topic for his next discussion:

>>>i am remembering a "early morning escape" from the
EndUp; in which Carlitos, one of his female companions &
myself walked across the street to the Golden Arches
McDonald's for a little breakfast because Carlitos thought
that in my current state-of-well-being" on that particular
morning that i would be entertaining to his female friend
who at the time had never experienced the legend of the
"Shiny White Vinyl Kango" and the "million-words-per-second-man" that this amazingly freakish (yet scary) hat had taken over in it's quest to defy scientific logic and attempt to talk faster and party harder (not to mention quite a bit faster) than anyone ever had before or has since, for that matter . . .

cheers, B. Metrotec