This is funny

topic posted Fri, June 4, 2004 - 5:37 PM by  cArLiToS
I invited my good friend to this tribe and this is what he wrote...

don't tell me that you are responsible for
this tribe as well?

although this may very well be the most fitting
tribe for both of us to be a part of; considering
from Saturday to Sunday every weekend for the first 4 or 5 years that i lived in the Bay Area i spent more time at the EndUp than at my own apartment (or anywhere else for that matter).

i bet that i could have told you more details regarding the EndUp's interior decor than i could have my own bedroom . . . and of course, there were those magical moment when the EndUp's interior became like a bedroom for some of those that might have done a little too much G . . .

quick, get him some sugar water from the bar!

Carlos, wake up Carlos . . . are you with me?
posted by:
cArLiToS
SF Bay Area
  • he refuses to write this on the thread so I have taken it upon the embaressment that is directed towards me to post this anyways cause its a little too funny for ya'll not to hear. Cause you were probably there anyways.......

    'dude, your joking about the "thread" thing, right?

    tell me this is all a dream . . .

    actually, it doesn't really make me look that bad; because
    it is refering to you as the one that "passed out" in the
    EndUp's comfortable couch area and needed the sugar water
    to be brought back from the "G-World of Sleepy Time."

    and, need i remind you that this was an actual 100% real
    event that occured about five years ago . . . but i can recall
    almost every detail of that particular situation like it was
    just yesterday . . .

    i was cruising around the EndUp in my "original Shiny White Vinyl EndUp gear" when i spotted my friend Carlos doing what i thought was some hardcore lounging with a couple chicks on one of those comfortable couches that were on each side of the fireplace. . .

    trying to be cool, and hoping that i might be able to hook-up with which ever one of these two girls (who by the way both seemed extremely high at the moment) that Carlos didn't hook-up with , , ,

    as i approached the couch i realized that one of the two chicks was Carlos' friend Claire . . . as i got closer i realized that Carlos wasn't actually lounging at all, but he was in reality "TOTALLY GONE."

    and the funniest part of this whole event was that Claire, being a good friend of yours (who did i mention . . . was also totally fucked up?) . . .

    anyway Claire had put your sunglasses on your face and had positioned you leaning up against her so that it looked as if you were just totally hooking up with her . . . she was so worried that security would see you and call the paramedics or throw you out and black-list you . . .

    did i mention that she was totally fucked up as well?

    i am laughing uncontrolably right now in the silence of my own apartment . . . dude, it was like a scene right out of Weekend at Bernie's or something . . .

    your sunglasses were like all on your face sideways and shit and your body was in a position that looked physically impossible for anyone who has the benefit of something we humans like to refer to as "A Spinal Cord." '

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