me, shannon, her boyfriend rob, and alish, were gonna fuck in the fountain, as i understood it. and security were gonna form a semi-circle around the fountain so we could all 4 fuck in it.

when i looked up from my sitting point on the flower bed behind the fountain and saw 4 security, eric, tim, spyder, and ramsey....all standing in a semi-circle facing the crowd, i told shannon and rob, "oh! it's time for us to fuck!!!"

so, i got up and told the security guys, just stay there and we'll fuck in the fountain now!"

they looked at me and started laughing and said " lord, you can't fuck in the fountain! we'd have to throw you out!"

i couldn't believe what i was hearing! so i said, "what?! i thought we arranged this!" (of course, i was 'kinda' high at the time)

we all just laughed when we realized how absofuckinglutely rediculous i was.

it still galls me that i've never been thrown out of the end-up!